dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

Tuesday, 23 September 2014 at 09.20.20AM · 21,337 notes · Source · Reblogged from beahbeah

takanobaka:

Asexual Awareness Week is on October 26November 1st this year so you know what that means

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ace level: pumpkin

Monday, 22 September 2014 at 02.01.45PM · 3,932 notes · Source · Reblogged from beahbeah

gahhh someone complemented my homestuck shirt at the club meeting tonight and I didn’t catch it bc it was too noisy and bluhhhhh

Thursday, 18 September 2014 at 07.16.16PM · 2 notes

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

Thursday, 18 September 2014 at 12.10.11PM · 395,677 notes · Source · Reblogged from nabari-no-ow

laudemelysium:

carminecranes:

itsafckingsnickersbar:

Guess who got the fabric for her halloween costume?

HEY LOOK AT WHAT MY ROOMMATE GOT
such beautiful, much sexy, wow

these fabrics are the best. I found a remnant of a similar, construction-worker-themed one and made an apron out of it. Or should I say, a Gay-pron?

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. But seriously, that sounds glorious! There’s a variety store in my home city that sells fabric like this, but I don’t go there often unless I’m yarn shopping. XD Kinda regret not buying the valentines one when it was there since I’m not likely to get it now, since I’m in a different state for school. Ah, well. That’s what the internet is for.

laudemelysium:

carminecranes:

itsafckingsnickersbar:

Guess who got the fabric for her halloween costume?

HEY LOOK AT WHAT MY ROOMMATE GOT

such beautiful, much sexy, wow

these fabrics are the best. I found a remnant of a similar, construction-worker-themed one and made an apron out of it. Or should I say, a Gay-pron?

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. But seriously, that sounds glorious! There’s a variety store in my home city that sells fabric like this, but I don’t go there often unless I’m yarn shopping. XD Kinda regret not buying the valentines one when it was there since I’m not likely to get it now, since I’m in a different state for school. Ah, well. That’s what the internet is for.

Wednesday, 17 September 2014 at 07.26.14PM · 11 notes · Source · Reblogged from laudemelysium

itsafckingsnickersbar:

Guess who got the fabric for her halloween costume?

HEY LOOK AT WHAT MY ROOMMATE GOT
such beautiful, much sexy, wow

itsafckingsnickersbar:

Guess who got the fabric for her halloween costume?

HEY LOOK AT WHAT MY ROOMMATE GOT

such beautiful, much sexy, wow

Wednesday, 17 September 2014 at 03.50.29PM · 11 notes · Reblogged from itsafckingsnickersbar

tangarang:

phyte:

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Over a half a year ago I signed up for Jadefest and didn’t give myself enough time to finish my original comic. SO, 6 MONTHS LATER I FINALLY DECIDED TO COMPLETE IT.

A million thanks to my my recipient, AffectionateTea for their patience!

If you’re having a difficult time reading it here, check it out on AO3.

THIS IS SO GR8

Tuesday, 16 September 2014 at 07.05.34PM · 3,645 notes · Source · Reblogged from roachpatrol

SO MANY KITTIES,

Saturday, 13 September 2014 at 07.48.45PM · 11 notes

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

Thursday, 11 September 2014 at 11.39.42AM · 255,840 notes · Source · Reblogged from divinity-fr

laudemelysium:

faeriedroid:

fru-fru-racoons:

faeriedroid:

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles

Except healthy polyamory isn’t an actual thing.

eggs and bacon ur mistaken

not gonna touch this argument but ‘eggs and bacon you’re mistaken’ is now the new ‘ding dong you’ve got that wrong’

Thursday, 11 September 2014 at 10.17.51AM · 67,608 notes · Source · Reblogged from laudemelysium

dropkickedmurphys:

you brute, that was MAHOGANY

dropkickedmurphys:

you brute, that was MAHOGANY

Wednesday, 10 September 2014 at 10.32.23AM · 3,919 notes · Source · Reblogged from roachpatrol

on the other hand, I DIDN’T FORGET KARKAT SQUIDDLE
who is lonely and awaiting a nepeta squiddle, bc apparently all the green berroco comfort yarns sells out before I get to the lys

on the other hand, I DIDN’T FORGET KARKAT SQUIDDLE

who is lonely and awaiting a nepeta squiddle, bc apparently all the green berroco comfort yarns sells out before I get to the lys

Tuesday, 2 September 2014 at 04.37.07PM · 8 notes

I am saddened

I have forgotten so many things at home

sweaters for winter, scarf for friend

ughhhhh

Tuesday, 2 September 2014 at 04.22.51PM · 1 note

copperbadge:

jabberwockypie:

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.

My sister wants a penis sweater.

She’d pay materials and shipping.  She’d probably pay $250+, honestly, but she’s helped us out so much that, while I could say no, I don’t really want to.

*sigh*

I do not do sweaters, but I find this specific idea oddly intriguing.

I’m going to be know as The Penis Knitting Lady, apparently.

I blame copperbadge

There are worse things to be known as, though admittedly I can’t think of any right now….

I hope it’s something similar to the Pearl Clutcher cardigan. :>

Tuesday, 12 August 2014 at 04.44.16PM · 68 notes · Source · Reblogged from copperbadge

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

Tuesday, 12 August 2014 at 02.50.34PM · 196,128 notes · Source · Reblogged from divinity-fr